Tuesday, June 20, 2006

20060320 Joke of the Day: "Language Problems"

There was an Asian lady married to an English
gentleman and they lived in London. The poor
lady was not very proficient in English, but
managed to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to
shop for groceries. One day, she went to the
butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She
didn't know how to put forward her request,
and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show
her thighs.

The butcher got the message and the lady
went home with pork legs. The next day, she
needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she
didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned
her blouse to show the butcher her breast.
The lady got what she wanted.

The third day, the poor lady needed to buy
sausages.

She brought her husband to the store. ...................
so what did she do?
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What were you thinking?

HellOOOooooooOOOooo?!
Her husband speaks English!
Now get back to work.

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