20060615 - Joke Of The Day: "Offering"

At church, Joe was in charge of taking up
the offerings. One Sunday after the services,
the priest counted the cash and found it was
smaller than anticipated. So he questioned
Joe. He told him that it did not seem enough
for the size of the congregation. Joe said that
he did not take any of the offering. The priest
again questioned him and again he said that
he did not take any of the offering. So the priest
said "get in the confessional" which Joe did.

Then the priest asked Joe, "Did you take any
of the offering?" and this time Joe said, "I can't
hear you."

Again the priest asked, "Joe did you take any
of the offering?" Again Joe answered, "I can't
hear you."

This time the priest yelled "JOE DID YOU TAKE
ANY OF THE OFFERING?!?"

Again Joe answered, "I can't hear you."

By this time the priest was getting a little angry
so he came out of the confessional and said,
"Joe trade places with me and you can ask me
a question."

So they traded places and Joe asked. "I hear
that you and my wife are having an affair. Is
that true?"

To which the priest answered, "By golly, you
can't hear in here!"



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