Thursday, May 11, 2006

20060511 - Joke Of The Day: "Kiss My Butt"

There was a married couple who were in
a terrible accident. The woman's face was
burned severely. The doctor told the husband
they couldn't graft any skin from her body
because she was so skinny. The husband
then donated some of his skin...however, the
only place suitable to the doctor was from his
buttocks. The husband requested that no one
be told of this, because after all,... this was a
very delicate matter!

After the surgery was completed, everyone was
astounded at the woman's new beauty. She
looked more beautiful than she ever did before!
All her friends and relatives just ranted and raved
at her youthful beauty! She was alone with her
husband one day and she wanted to thank him
for what he did.

She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for
everything you did for me! There is no way I
could ever repay you!!!

He replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey, I get plenty
thanks enough every time your mother comes
over and kisses you on your cheek!!

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