"Saving Up"
Everyone in the hotel was talking about the
wedding where the groom was 95 years old
and the bride was only 23. The groom looked
pretty feeble, and some of the guests thought
that the wedding night could kill the old man,
because his bride was a healthy and vivacious
young woman.
But the next morning, everyone was surprised
to see the bride come down the main stairway
slowly, step by step, and painfully bold-legged.
She finally managed to hobble to the front desk.
The clerk looked very concerned, and he asked
the bride, "What happened to you? You look
like you just got done wrestling an alligator."
"Oh my G~d," said the bride. "He told me that
he had been saving up for 75 years.... I thought
he meant his money!!"
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