Friday, May 16, 2008

becareful what you wish for...

Crazy ,Bizarre And Weird List Of Everything - Funhigh.com - Part 4

Crazy ,Bizarre And Weird List Of Everything - Funhigh.com - Part 3

Should you confess if you’ve had an affair? Is cheating always about sex? Check out these top 6 infidelity myths.

Myth 1: People cheat because they’re unhappy at home.

Did you know that in one study, 56% of cheating men said their marriages were very happy? Many men who love their partners and have great sex at home would probably take opportunity to have something on the side if they think they can get away with it.

Unfaithful woman, on the other hand, are most likely unhappy at home and that is the main reason why they cheat. The same study showed that 66% of cheating woman said their marriages where unhappy.

Myth 2: Sex with an ex isn’t cheating because you’ve been there, done that.

Did you know that sleeping with an ex is the sexual slip-up people most commonly expect to get away with? Sex with an ex is often a desperate bid by your ex to rekindle the relationship. The chances of getting found out are higher than if you’d had sex with a stranger because strangers won’t feel the need to write you long emails or call you in the middle of the night.

Myth 3: If he/she has a history of cheating, he’ll/shell probably cheat on you too.

This one is almost always true. If you partner have cheated on almost everyone they’ve been out with, they’ll almost certainly do the same to you.

Myth 4: You should always confess if you’ve had an affair.

Some experts will advise you not to tell if your partner’s not the strongest person emotionally and if the affair is unlikely to be discovered. Telling is going to wipe out any trust they’d mustered up, and it could take years to rebuild. The worst possible reason to confess an affair is to make yourself feel better.

However, if the affair is known or strongly suspected, you’re better off telling. You’ve got more chance of rescuing your relationship after a voluntary confession than after an unwanted discovery.

Myth 5: If there’s no sex involved, it’s not an affair.

Did you know that emotional infidelity is the biggest threat a marriage can face? More than 80 % of unfaithful people have affairs with someone who’d started out as “just a friend,” very often a workmate. If you share intimate details of your life with people you fancy and lie to your partner about seeing them, you’re an emotional cheater.

Myth 6: Fantasizing about someone else means you’re about to be unfaithful.

This one is very tricky. Many sex therapists will actually encourage couples in long-term relationships to fantasize about other people to cope with temptation. Logic being that it’s okay to be unfaithful in your head, just not your bed.

Some experts find this very risky. They say that affairs start in the mind and fantasy sex can make you want the real thing even more.

Actual Letter to the Canadian Passport Office - Must Read!

Actual Letter to the Canadian Passport Office - Must Read!:
Actual Letter to the Canadian Passport Office - Must Read!

Dear Mr. Minister,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.

How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?

My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!

SHIT!

I apologize, Mr. Minister. I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my fuckin' address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthals assholes workin' there?

Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach.

And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another fuckin' copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60 !!!

Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??

Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over the fuckin' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some asshole to confirm that it's really me on the goddamn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?!

(fuckin' morons)

Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off!

Signed - An Irate fucking Canadian Citizen.

P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 when one of my forefathers took up arms against the Americans. I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the yingyang.

I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten years and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about five years.

However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST fucking CHINA!!!

Hamilton, Ontario Canada

Submitted by John Hutchinson


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